How to Judge Other Parents

How to Judge Other Parents

So Bobby just got busted for vandalizing the next door neighbor’s mailbox and Sally has a raging meth habit. How do you feel better about yourself when your children have turned into little monsters? Shore up your self-esteem by judging other people! Find some other parents with worse children than yours and you will...

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How Not to Get Fooled Again

How Not to Get Fooled Again

Does your new boss appear to be the same as your old boss? Then chances are, you’ve been fooled again. To avoid this happening in the future, follow these simple steps. STEPS Tip your hat to the new constitution. If you are not wearing a hat, go get one. Take a bow for the...

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How to Sell Your Soul to the Devil

How to Sell Your Soul to the Devil

So it’s come to this…you’re at the end of your rope, you have no one else to turn to, no other options, nothing to lose. Well, except your soul, of course, and you know who can’t wait to get his red-hued, pointy-fingernailed mitts all over it? That’s right: Ol’ Scratch, Beelzebub, the Lord of...

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How do I buy advertising on this site?

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How to Prepare an Open-Faced Sandwich

When most people think of preparing a quick, tasty meal, the one thing that pops into mind is simple sandwich like the “clubhouse” or “French-dip” or “double down.” However, if you have a hankering for something complex, like an open-faced sandwich, you should be aware of exactly what you are getting yourself into. STEPS...

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How to Interact with a Webpage

How to Interact with a Webpage

You have heard of this World Wide Web, but are unsure how to approach it. You have heard the rumors that digital spiders roam the various spaces therein, but no one has ever lived to tell about them. It is scary! However, it is possible for the canny “web surfer” to glean information from...

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