Love & Relationships

All about how to love and kiss and do it.

How to Massage My Wife

How to Massage My Wife

Sometimes my wife needs a real good massage to unwind at the end of the day. Since my accident, I haven’t been able to give her what she needs. So we’ve taken to finding strong men to massage my wife as deeply as she needs, for as long as she wants. Someone like you....

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How to Get a Girl to Like You

How to Get a Girl to Like You

Hey, you know that girl who isn’t horribly repulsed by you? Wondering if she might be willing to spend time with you at malt shops or help make another small version of you? If she is perfect, you need to change for her. Here is how you do the changing that will make you...

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How to Hire a Prostitute for Sex

How to Hire a Prostitute for Sex

Sex is apparently one of the most natural and beautiful acts that can occur between two to seven people. But sometimes sex is not readily available — if you are molting, a creep, or a leper. In such cases, you may wish to hire a prostitute to fulfill your sexual needs. The following steps...

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How to Tell Someone You Love Them

How to Tell Someone You Love Them

Rock and Roll singers make it seem really easy to say “I love you.” They talk about it all the time, because they love everyone and also have sex with everyone. But we aren’t all rock stars, at least not yet. And it can be really hard to tell someone how you feel about...

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