All the things you do that are fun and not work.
Is your elderly aunt the only thing that stands between you and that new car? Would the world be better off without that miser next door? Is your boss just getting really annoying and unreasonable about meeting your deadlines? Well, it sounds like you need to kill someone. Killing someone is a quick and...
Many people these days want to watch TV instead of doing other things. This is the right way to live, because it can lead to entertainment, which leads to satisfaction. To be fully satisfied, you need to know how to watch TV without making fatal mistakes or accidentally ending up on the Golf Channel....
Urban vigilantism is the newest hip trend for young, monied professionals looking for fun and healthy exercise that’s more exciting than a spin class at the Y in that sketchy neighborhood. You know the one, it has all those “bodegas” in it. And popular culture has honed in and blazed a trail for this...
Ever since Sir Edmund Hillary scaled the first mountain in 1953, mankind has been obsessed with finding mountains and climbing up them. Until recently this was an activity only for the wealthy or for people in New Yorker cartoons looking for wise gurus, but now you can enjoy this sport in the privacy of...
You-know-whating is a perfectly normal and natural response to certain… biological urges that happen in a man’s body. There’s nothing that can be done about those urges, and you-know-whating is a safe and socially responsible way of dealing with those urges that pose no risks to a man’s health or that of his partner....
Hunting bears has long been a rite of passage in almost all civilized societies. In Greek times, bear hunting was part of the Olympics and they were naked. Unfortunately, many of today’s young men have never known the sportsmanlike glory of sneaking up behind a majestic ursine creature and shooting it in the back...
Dancing was invented by the producers of Club MTV in 1985 and has since grown to become a staple activity at social events such as parties, wedding receptions, and funerals. Though popular wisdom suggests that some ethnic groups may dance like this while other dance like this, the essentials can be outlined in a...
Sometimes people want to play peekaboo. That’s okay, I’m not here to judge. You do whatever you want. I’m certainly not going look at you sideways or end all my conversations with you really quickly. Anyway, here’s how you play peekaboo. STEPS Find a friend to play with. Explain the rules of peekaboo to...