Learning

About how you are educated and teach and make your brain bigger.

How Not to Get Fooled Again

How Not to Get Fooled Again

Does your new boss appear to be the same as your old boss? Then chances are, you’ve been fooled again. To avoid this happening in the future, follow these simple steps. STEPS Tip your hat to the new constitution. If you are not wearing a hat, go get one. Take a bow for the...

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How to Tell Someone What Time It Is

How to Tell Someone What Time It Is

I know I’m not the only one to feel flustered and out of my depth when a stranger, or even someone I know, asks that most basic of questions: “What’s the time?” You have to be on your toes when that question is raised, because if you don’t tell the person the time that...

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How to Read

How to Read

Reading is, as we have all heard, fundamental. But the statistics are alarming: more than 100 Americans are illiterate, including virtually everyone under the age of two. People who are unable to read are doomed to lives of poverty and desperation, which they attempt to relieve by going through the goddamn express lane with...

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How to Get a Ph.D.

How to Get a Ph.D.

Doctors are treated with respect and constant offers of sexual fulfillment. They are often given cool nicknames like “McDreamy,” “McSteamy,” “Trapper,” and “Dre.” However, becoming a medical doctor, like the ones you see on TV prescribing drugs to whomever they please, is hard. It can take a long time to get a medical doctor’s...

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