Kids & Family

All about little people who are young and small.

How to Judge Other Parents

How to Judge Other Parents

So Bobby just got busted for vandalizing the next door neighbor’s mailbox and Sally has a raging meth habit. How do you feel better about yourself when your children have turned into little monsters? Shore up your self-esteem by judging other people! Find some other parents with worse children than yours and you will...

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How to Housebreak Your Dog

How to Housebreak Your Dog

Dogs are dumber than most people, which is why they’re pets. In fact, they’re almost as dumb as the dumbest of all humans: babies. Dogs don’t naturally know that they can’t just poop any time or place they please, like in your hat or in your shoes or in your dinner, so they need...

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How to Have a Family Dinner

How to Have a Family Dinner

Eating dinner as a family is among the most sacred of modern cultural practices, though in today’s fast-paced world it appears that many families simply aren’t as committed to setting aside the time to dine together as they used to. Instead, they’re eating at fast food restaurants or on buses or in quarries. But research indicates that regular family...

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How to Talk to a Child

How to Talk to a Child

Talking to children can be intimidating and strange, like talking to a small little person who is kind of dumb. But this handy guide will show you how to successfully comport yourself if you suddenly find yourself mid-conversation with little Jimmy or young Sally. Approach the child. But be careful. Pay attention to factors...

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