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How to Make Your Pool Boy Bend Over Just Like That

How to Make Your Pool Boy Bend Over Just Like That

We all have pools, and as a result we all have pool boys. They sure can be cute sometimes. The boys, that is. (But maybe also the pools.) But sometimes they do their pool boying wrong, like when they bend over like this but they ought to be bending over just like that. Here...

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How to Fix that One Thing

How to Fix that One Thing

Is your doohickey on the fritz again? That old such-and-such ain’t hardly worth it no more. Well slap that sucker on up here and we’ll get you where you need to be. STEPS Crack open the sumbitch. Root around in that junk at make sure all its houses are in order. Is that gizmo...

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How to Finish Your Basement

How to Finish Your Basement

Unfinished basements are great big rooms that don’t get used much, what with being in the basement and unfinished. However, if you finish your basement, you can double your living space and finally have room to install that pool table you’ve always wanted and will never use. Below are some steps for turning your...

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How to Mow a Lawn

How to Mow a Lawn

If you have a lawn, lawnmowers can be used to mow it. Mowing it means making the grass, which is what lawns are usually made of, shorter than it was before. But you can’t just throw lawnmowers at your grass and make it shorter. You will merely dent it. Also, that is a waste...

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How to Install an HVAC System in Your Home

How to Install an HVAC System in Your Home

About 90 years ago, mankind evolved in to a race of creatures that can only survive in temperatures between 65 and 75 degrees, science reports. That’s why we need HVAC (Heating Versus Air Conditioning) systems. Without them, everyone would literally die of discomfort. But what if your HVAC system breaks? You have 48 hours...

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