Habits

About the things you do that are good or bad.

How to Pick Your Nose

How to Pick Your Nose

They say you can pick your friends and you can pick your nose, but what if your friends were forced on you by an oppressive one world government, and also you don’t know how to pick your nose? For many people reading this article, these are real problems that need to be solved. This...

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How to Quit Smoking

How to Quit Smoking

Hey man, I heard you wanted to quit smoking. I guess that’s cool. A lot of people are doing that, they tell me. Anyway, here’s how you do it. STEPS Start smoking. You can’t quit if you don’t smoke, right? Buy a few packs and light ‘em up! It’ll do a good job of...

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