Beauty & Apparel

About your face and hair and the clothes you make or you buy or you wear.

How to Walk in High Heels

How to Walk in High Heels

Growing up, I wish my Mother had taught me more useful thingsthan astrophysics and the meaning of life. This one goes out to all you gals out there with equally negligent mothers, and who weren’t fortunate enough to have grown up with a transvestite father. STEPS Purchase some shoes with high heels. Surprisingly, not...

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How to Grow a Moustache

How to Grow a Moustache

If there’s anything hotter right now than moustaches, I don’t know what it is, because I don’t really read any news and am just assuming moustaches are hot. What young man has never looked at himself in a mirror and envisioned a lush, virile swathe of hair adorning his upper lip? Here’s how to...

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How to Wear a Sport Jacket

How to Wear a Sport Jacket

Many people get confused when confronted by sport coats. After all, the word “sport” is right there in the name. Yet, in looking at the garment, it is obvious that sports have nothing to do with them. At least, they haven’t ever since competitive business lunches stopped being a medal event in the Olympics....

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How to Be a Blond

How to Be a Blond

Blonds have more fun and gentlemen prefer them. Also they have free rein to be dirty or strawberry anytime they like. So who wouldn’t want to be a blond? Here is some advice about how to become one. STEPS Go to the drugstore. Drugstores are places where you can pick up prescriptions, tissues, greeting...

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How to Find Proper Skiing Attire at the Last Minute

How to Find Proper Skiing Attire at the Last Minute

It’s happened to everyone, at one time or another: You’re with a group of friends or visiting someone, when it’s decided that everyone should go on an impromptu skiing trip at the nearby mountain. Of course, wouldn’t you know it? The heaviest thing you’ve packed is a fall jacket and a pair of jeans!...

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How to Tie Your Shoes

How to Tie Your Shoes

There are two ways to tie your shoes: standard one loop or bunny ears. Think about what type of person you want to be. Are you a One Loop or a Bunny Ears? Choose carefully because if you learn one way when you are four years old, you will never be able to tie...

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