Is your doohickey on the fritz again? That old such-and-such ain’t hardly worth it no more.
Well slap that sucker on up here and we’ll get you where you need to be.
STEPS
- Crack open the sumbitch. Root around in that junk at make sure all its houses are in order.
- Is that gizmo over there fritzing with the doodad? Spritz some gunk on it.
- Some of these thingambobs have fussy whatzits. Get in there and give it some oomph.
- Is the widget looking a little something-something? Try fiddling with it.
- Strip out and replace the dojigger. Don’t skimp on the elbow grease.
- Tap the outer thingy with your widget a few times. See if it feels right.
- Close up the thingamajig and the apparatus should now be running like the berries.
TIPS
- You may need a left-handed screwdriver for this task. Why don’t you go look for one right now.
- Oh, that one piece has always been loose. Don’t worry about it.
- This guide will not help you fix that other thing, which is a task that should be performed only by a licensed and bonded whazizname.